Possums ate my house.
Now that your wtf bubble's up:
Not just possums; they opened the gates to racoons, then squirrels, then rats. Then rat poison.
Bottom line: the job involves removing and replacing all the insulation and duct work in the attic crawl space, then replacing, receiling and repainting the eaves. It's a 3/1/2 1300sqft brick veneer on p&b in South Hills.
My house.
The next step in rehabbing the joint to sell it, salvage what equity I can and be done with it.